|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:10:00 GMT -5
Rejected album titles: "Mum come save me", "Songs of Wheat", "Who framed Owen Pallett?"
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:10:17 GMT -5
Smock, skort and souliers. Today is goth PJs day
Shostakovich in the basement with the lampe berger. Today is goth pajamas day.
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:10:42 GMT -5
Sober Again
Being a non-drinker gives Ke$ha's songs a kind of "otherness" that was not there previously
So far this is sobriety's only negative effect
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:11:13 GMT -5
Haircut
Man, having long hair has been awesome, it's been head-banging and jamming for the last twelve months
But then I saw myself in the mirror with a violin and realized it looked like Legolas
After I cleaned up all the barf I called my hairdresser. Gonna get a Rick Wakeman-style portrait before going, tho
@karendtregaskin Violinists gotta watch their weight and make sure their hairstyle is neither elfen nor Nigel Kennedy
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:11:19 GMT -5
See! The Seven Food Wonders of the World! #1: hot dog.
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:11:48 GMT -5
Haircut II
Ha ha more like Trasha Yar
@dudehugs Nah that's the name of my new haircut. Security chief in the front, sex kittin in the back
@dudehugs Riker? I don't even know her! [addendum joke about "number one"]
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:11:54 GMT -5
After a week of experimenting I can safely say there's no future in this Italian-Cantonese fusion idea
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:12:01 GMT -5
I just made a synth patch that sounds like your mom.
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:12:52 GMT -5
Congrulations! You won a night out with friends! Call [friends] to redeem your prize.
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:12:59 GMT -5
"I'm happy for you and all but where's MY bonus ginger?"
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:13:12 GMT -5
Christina is such a huge lesbian. What? Somebody hijacked my account! (Christina.)
Why is lesbianism measured in terms of mass, anyway?
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:13:21 GMT -5
With their sixth album receiving less-than-stellar reviews, Perfume Genius are forced to downgrade their band name to Perfume Talented
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:14:01 GMT -5
Second tier Spice Girls: Dixieland Spice, Scat Spice, Grampa Spice, Sweaty Spice, John Vanderspice
RT @fredneechay: @owenpallett WOW sweaty spice tried rly hard regardless of the hate thrown at her, how dare u relegate her to the second tier
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:14:34 GMT -5
Holy crap Lindstrøm makes these rolls and then you butter them and some geitost and he gives you a coffee and Oslo just rules
His DJ nights are fantastic but the accompanying bake sales are sublime
|
|
|
|
Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:14:45 GMT -5
Is it appropriate to rhyme "triple sec" with "turtleneck" or should I pack it in for the day
Yes it is a song about "your teen years" how did you guess?
|
|
