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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:24:31 GMT -5
I'm not going to post all of them, but I will post my favourites since September 2010. I hope they make some of the older Tweets available! "Chickum McMagnets!" "They is always trying to gets me to has sex with lesbian girls!"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:24:49 GMT -5
"NOW SERVING SERVERS"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:25:00 GMT -5
Condone first degree murder! Kill everyone! Eat shit! #SarahPalin2012
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:25:30 GMT -5
There's a potty in my pants and everyone's invited
There's a Paul Giamatti in my pants and
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:25:48 GMT -5
Sat Sep 11 03:51:12 +0000 2010
@nicomuhly Q: Knock knock
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:26:07 GMT -5
"How was your set?" "Fiddle fiddle fiddle, stomp stomp stomp, clap clap clap, Caesar salad, Owen Pallett."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:26:34 GMT -5
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:26:50 GMT -5
I used to waste so much time correcting predictive text. Now I put myself entirely aq GDR mercy of my phons abc jysg go gir it.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:27:01 GMT -5
Rejected song titles: "The Thickest Bitch", "Slow Meat Dang Wipe", "Smells Like Lucy Maud Montgomery"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:27:18 GMT -5
Don't wanna lose ÷ don't want others to lose = Canadian decimals
Ha. RT @patrickneville americans divide by zero
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:27:30 GMT -5
Félicitations à Karkwa! #polarisprize Congratulations to @isthisthomas #polariprize
RT @isthisthomas: @owenpallett no thanks, i'll have polara
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:28:05 GMT -5
I just confirmed shows in Japan now there's a lot of tweets @ me that I don't understand
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:28:20 GMT -5
I'm looking for a band that sound identical to Pavement but have a set of songs that I haven't already heard millions of times
I'm kidding actually I'm just looking for a Barber song cycle and I've already found it thanks
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:28:50 GMT -5
Patrick's new hit single "I Am The Only Asian In This Restaurant" #Perkins
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:29:36 GMT -5
RT @maxtundra: Much as I love Radiohead, each of my albums is better than all of their albums.
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