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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:06:16 GMT -5
Why didn't I like Blink-182 the first time around this band is fucking awesome
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:06:23 GMT -5
Gotta switch off the internet now, this thing won't write itself! [switches off the computer. Notes start appearing on the page like magic]
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:06:30 GMT -5
Word to your mom / I came to drink cocktails / I got more rhymes than would you like to have a cocktail
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:06:41 GMT -5
Olympics
"Cute 24yo swimmer, in town for Olympics. Not into hook-ups, how about a date? Be fit and not an equestrian. I repeat: no equestrians."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:06:50 GMT -5
Some songs sound like a crisp, crunchy carrot stick. Other songs sound like a big, bouncy boob. All other songs resist personification
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:07:16 GMT -5
Billy Joel
Ruin your day by singing "Billy Joel / Billy Joel / Billy Billy Billy Joel / Billy Billy Joel / Billy Joel Joel Billy Joel" to the tune of
Here comes the chorus again. "William Martin Joel! But we call you Billy, you are always Billy!" You know the the song it's
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:07:41 GMT -5
My studio just got a name: Dungeon Mic Guided By A Halo Light
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:08:18 GMT -5
The Bonbon Look
When guys are wearing too-small shirt and too-small shorts and they look like a bonbon. (That's the look.)
I love the bonbon look
RT @simonjclebon: I'm sure he -@owenpallett- means me.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:08:26 GMT -5
On Friday somebody said I was "erudite" and I just looked at them blankly
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:08:31 GMT -5
"I'm going to the ladies' room," my cousin says, "and when I get back I'm going to be RICHER and YOUNGER."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:08:36 GMT -5
Do you like those berries? I grew them on myself
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:08:43 GMT -5
The crazy lady outside our house is passionate, well-spoken, has a surprising vocabulary. Good hair, too. Oh wait, sorry mom
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:09:16 GMT -5
I smoked pot with my cousins
What do you call it when a dude who doesn't smoke pot suddenly does so and has 24 straight hours of paranoia and desolation?
Ha ha a "pothole", I love it, get it? Anyway remind me to never do that again
Jeez all these people harshing me for being a lightweight re: pot. You guys need to chill out, I got just the thing
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:09:44 GMT -5
The house is speaking to me. "Do not be afraid," it says. I go down to the basement. I go down to the sub-basement. Then,
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 15:09:55 GMT -5
DJ Pay Pallett
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