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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:03:58 GMT -5
Funny jokes!
Bong Jovi, Simon LeBong, Bong Iver, etc.
LeBong James, Bong Crosby, Big Bong Theory, etc.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:52:35 GMT -5
A relationship-threatening argument about the quality of my rapini
One taste of my cooking and you'll leave your wife. A few weeks later, you'll go back to her.
I like to end a dinner party brandishing a knife and screaming GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:52:57 GMT -5
As somebody who knows ST:TNG better than reality television, I always giggle when I see the word "Kardashian".
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:53:28 GMT -5
What is your favourite rhetorical question, in a lyric?
My favourite is Joni Mitchell "How do you stop?": "How do you stop the ripening corn? / How do you stop a baby being born?"
Joni always cracks me up. What a joker!
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:53:52 GMT -5
I climbed the ladder, picked up the magnifying glass, looked at the ceiling, read the word YES, screamed in horror.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:54:27 GMT -5
I love how "Isn't She Lovely" just keeps rocking until Baby Wonder graduates college
I gonna write a song about the birth cycle. Nine months of atonal nausea + 24 hours of microtonal pain.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:54:49 GMT -5
"It is good to please both the Reptoid masters and their human slaves." - Steve's parting words
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:55:13 GMT -5
Wrote a patch that makes the violin sound like a table saw. Set this patch to "default".
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:56:13 GMT -5
If my super-ego had a physical form I'd be kicking its ass right now
Super-ego tried to tell me to get a hair cut, I was like, "I will fucking lobotomize you."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:56:58 GMT -5
I don't care how bilious your disposition, you're always welcome to drop by for some pie.
I refer of course to anybody who works at @nationalpost. I am an excellent cook.
You COMMUNISTS! RT @nationalpost @owenpallett Here at the Post we are definitely pro-pie.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:57:23 GMT -5
The great cast iron pan disaster of 2011
The most tragic event in my kitchen's history since The Fiery Pierogi Massacre of 1996
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:58:18 GMT -5
Actual "Video Games"
Heaven is a place on earth with you / but you might be eaten by a grue / Did you own a IBM clone, honey, or an Apple II?
Better than it was on PS2 / Framerate is drastically improved / You didn't have a chance to play the games of Fumito U? / baby now you do
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:59:00 GMT -5
What is circuit training but an excuse to prance around and ask people if they're done w the Smith machine
Of course, I'm a fool for cuet prancy gingers, welcome to the machine, honey
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:59:24 GMT -5
Patrick's game involves deliberate mispronunciation of everything. Last night it was "Gwhyneth".
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:59:50 GMT -5
A petition to persuade my mom to change her name officially from "Megan Jane Pallett" to "Megajane Pallett"
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