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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:59:58 GMT -5
Genre distinctions are often decided by nothing more than your choice of waveform.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:00:17 GMT -5
If you had a cocktail named after you, what would be in it? A Pallett is gin, cottage cheese and aspartame
Patrick's signature beverage is in the works, tho so far my attempts to create "hair syrup" have ended badly
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:01:02 GMT -5
"Why you wanna treat me so bad? / I know karate!" #RejectedFirstDrafts #Prince
"How can you do this to me? / You know I suffer from depression." #RejectedFirstDrafts #Prince
"Kinda took me by surprise / Didn't know what to do / I looked her in her eyes / and said, 'Go fuck yourself.'"
This place is jammin' / Your body's hecka-slammin' / If love is good / My name is Cameron #RejectedFirstDrafts #Prince
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:01:40 GMT -5
"Spells doom" is my favourite expression. Love it when something spells doom.
"Screen door spells doom for kitten's escape plans!" "Third glass of wine spells doom for next morning's jog!"
RT @timzania: @owenpallett M-O-O-N, that spells doom
@timzania "...That's no moon. That's a space station."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:02:02 GMT -5
If somebody me irl that they were leaving tomorrow cause they were easy like sunday morning I'd probably be like, "no, you leave now."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:02:20 GMT -5
Patrick: "Is this a boy or a girl?" Me: "Her name is Molly. What do you think?" Pat: "...There are lots of boys named Molly."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:07:30 GMT -5
"Is there a Grindr for lesbians?" "Umm it's called a telephone?"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:10:31 GMT -5
"It was not the rebirth of a franchise. It was a redeath." #best
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:11:07 GMT -5
"Once you've tasted horse, you can never go back. I see one galloping by and I'm like, 'yum'."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:11:46 GMT -5
All future releases will be under the pseudonym Legendary Dad
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:12:22 GMT -5
"There's Jesus all around us / there's Jesus on your breath" - T. Bartlett
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:24:21 GMT -5
"Oh, by the way, we licensed a song." To whom? "Pampers." Really?! "No. We licensed it to Somali Pirates." Really?!!? "No."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:25:53 GMT -5
We rode in a stretch limo Mr. And Mrs. Van Dyke Parks for a two hour journey. Then we agreed that we must do it again, no limo.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:26:08 GMT -5
"The boundless mercy of God, the refusal to limit the measure of his grace."
Even the most secular of secular humanists has to learn from th' Jesus
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 13:26:28 GMT -5
I thought it was Tilda Swinton with a beard but then it was just Thom Yorke.
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