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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:57:52 GMT -5
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:58:32 GMT -5
I dated pop music for about seven years. The breakup was a little dramatic, but worth it in the end.
We broke up at Chili's. Pop music just wouldn't shut its damn mouth so I left it there.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:58:44 GMT -5
I got no soul and I'm a soldier
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:58:54 GMT -5
So many inedible things that I wish were edible. How many times have you wanted to eat a staple? A twist tie? A button? McDonald's?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:59:36 GMT -5
Me and @nicomuhly did arrangement work on this new Snow Patrol record, which I've just learned is called "Fallen Empires"?
Apparently it is deeply inspired by Magic: The Gathering. #WorstExpansionEver
@mrcarcosa To be quite honest I haven't collected regularly since a Mahamoti Djinn was considered a "stopper"
@randlechris I never got that far. I got off the bus at Ice Age. Still have all my old cards, though.
@randlechris If I'd known what they were worth ten years ago, I'd have avoided those "lean years" of my early 20s.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:59:46 GMT -5
@nicomuhly Your code name is "Sonar Ping". My code name is "Gazebo"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:59:54 GMT -5
Moviemakers, pick one: a) nobody dies, b) everybody dies. Unless it's a murder mystery.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:00:48 GMT -5
New Songs
Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately, I've been reserving my jokes for new lyrics. There's a new song titled "bit.ly/h6ADg5"
No, I'm not responsible for where that link takes you, I just typed a random stream of letters.
FINE, the song has been retitled. It's now called "Ass To Ass" #RequestIt #IDareYou
Every time I tweet something stupid/gross/funny, somebody always responds, "That's not funny. My best friend died because of ass to ass."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:01:10 GMT -5
The main reason I would like to own a car is so I can continue to use the word "automobills" and not have it sound contrived
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:01:32 GMT -5
"Shake it up baby." "(Shake it up baby.)" "Tryst and Shirt." "(Tryst and Shirt.)"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:02:18 GMT -5
I know it's not cool to call a girl a bitch anymore, but what about a betch? #whatabetch
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:02:35 GMT -5
Edgefest, V-Fest and Sappyfest combine forces to create super-festival Vadge-Fap.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:02:46 GMT -5
"Scatuation comedy"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:02:52 GMT -5
Four hours early for a flight, wearing my gym clothes. Will you accept the challenge?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 12:03:07 GMT -5
Sibelius 7 is installing. Sadly, this will be the last version of Sibelius as version 8 is doomed to be destroyed in a fit of depression.
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