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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:32:54 GMT -5
I love multi-faith prayer rooms. The only place you can simultaneously worship Christ AND Dagon.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:33:07 GMT -5
Came home and my violin is fixed. Sounds and looks the same. Kinda wish it had come back with superpowers. #ComicBookLogic
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:33:47 GMT -5
I have never had allergies like this before. I feel like an insane person.
I haven't had allergies since I was 10. My eyes feel like I've got shampoo in them.
All the trees of the world are like "You cut off our genitals and turn them into salad. Now it's payback time."
I saw a canvasser for Greenpeace and I was like, "not today."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:33:55 GMT -5
Every time I read something about Don McKellar I look up and see Don McKellar watching me read something about Don McKellar
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:34:48 GMT -5
My dreams were so strange last night I can't even. At one point I was a detective pulling Felix Gaeta's carcass out of a smokehouse.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:35:03 GMT -5
Bach D-minor Chaconne is the "Twin Peaks" of solo violin music, I just can't bring myself to learn the second half
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:35:30 GMT -5
Just in case I get raptured today, here are my final words: "I never liked you. No no wait that came out wrong, I meant"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:36:05 GMT -5
I'm glad I'm not in politics, I don't think I could get through a half-minute without saying the words "gurrl", "butts" or "aww fuck!"
How can our MPs restrain themselves from just going "That's a load of horseshit, Mister Speaker."
@roryisconfused Irish parliament? What, do they mutter "bollocks" and everybody gets shocked? JK.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:36:29 GMT -5
Is "I Me Mine" actually A REAL SONG or just something I hilariously imagined?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:36:59 GMT -5
Tintin never drinks because the alcohol would dull the buzz of all the pharmecuticals
What possible bad habits could Tintin have? Compulsive eyelash plucking? Porn addiction?
I wonder if Tintin got bullied in school. #ItGetsBetter
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:37:29 GMT -5
I was doing a "Proust Questionnaire" and was doing fine until I got to "Name somebody you despise." I was stumped!
Then I went biking and saw posters for Canadian Idol Summer Camp.
@proustdotcom I don't believe in 'innate talent' so I said "skin that tanned". Cop out?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:37:44 GMT -5
Patrick brought home houseguests at 4am last night. I am so unslept.
@ilirjana Then he started playing the "Pay attention to me!" game. I attended to him with my fists.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:38:31 GMT -5
I would rather not participate in this society anymore, hello, but I must because I do not have the money to live outside it. On my yacht.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:38:44 GMT -5
I think I'm making a big mistake (most of the time)
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:39:11 GMT -5
I'm spending 30 minutes a day w violin working on "real vibrato" my neighbours all think so highly of me
@thomasgouldvln You know you totally started me down this path of self-improvement and I'll never forgive you
@thomasgouldvln I should be 'kicking out the jams' and instead I'm re-learning, like VIOTTI, this time with real vibrato
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