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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:39:22 GMT -5
"Oh God, I love this band. So underrated." "Most underrated band. So much better than The Boredoms." "You're right, but TAKE THAT BACK."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:39:47 GMT -5
Eating walnuts. Couldn't find a nutcracker so I used my butt
Lying, lying, of course. I used the heel of a boot and made a mess.
But my butt can open a milk carton #Talents
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:40:47 GMT -5
I love Steve Albini and Royal Trux
Me too! RT @brandonstosuy There was a time when I listened to 'Songs About Fucking' and just about nothing else. Besides Twin Infinitives.
@brandonstosuy I always say "Yesterday my jeans looked unreal" and "I think I fucked your girlfriend once / maybe twice" to blank stares
@brandonstosuy However the best S Albini solo project is "Two Nuns and a Pack Mule". I covered "Trouser Minnow" once-- to blank stares.
@brandonstosuy "You were always late for work / you said it didn't matter / but after a while / uh / I guess / I guess it started to matter"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:40:55 GMT -5
Patrick is singing Billy Bragg: "I'm not want to change the world / I'm not looking for a new Manila / I am looking for pineapple"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:41:21 GMT -5
You know those people who are like "I haven't shampooed in ages, after a while your hair just washes itself"?
Well I haven't showered for six weeks and counting
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:41:47 GMT -5
What's the first thing you do when you get off a long flight? Me, I go on Missed Connections and post messages to everybody.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:41:55 GMT -5
Why did I ever think it would be a good idea to title a song "Laurence Olivier's Wives"? #RejectedSongTitles
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:42:22 GMT -5
Patrick and I are starting our own brand of fine Filipino food items. We're calling it Frecious.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:42:39 GMT -5
People were executed over differing opinions re: this. RT @jannarden Is the Lord Jesus? Or is Jesus the Lord?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:43:30 GMT -5
My older brother told 9-year old me that "Missionary Man" was a better single than "Love Is A Stranger".
Even then I knew he was wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
Same brother tried to convince me that "Fuck Tha Police" was about Sting.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:43:49 GMT -5
Vampire, weakened.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:44:27 GMT -5
I love my bandmates so much I write slash fiction about them
I can't wait for you to hear them they're like hot versions of Jaki and Holger
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:44:35 GMT -5
Also loving the way Susanne's English has combined "luxurious" and "delirious" into "luxirious"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:44:53 GMT -5
If your answer was "The Ocarina of Time", you are incorrect.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:45:52 GMT -5
Jetlag Special!
Nothing like jetlag to remind an adult how close one is to being an anxiety-racked teenager
Happily this shit has got a 24-hour Technogym.
I tried, um, songwriting, but Patrick was snoring so it was all Death, Pestilence, Famine and War.
Tweeting on the treadmill between intervals. Am I a secret Mormon? Or just a douchebag?
I used to play Zelda on NES at my Mormon neighbour's house so the Triforce is up there w Urim and Thummin for me
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