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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:18:45 GMT -5
Genre is "vocal phrasing". Genre is "vanity". Genre is "acid house". Genre is "monologue".
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:18:54 GMT -5
I will always, always make time to listen to you.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:19:05 GMT -5
Mother-in-law just tried to order a Grey Goose and Monster Energy Drink at a cocktail bar #MyHeroine
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:19:15 GMT -5
Think of a setlist / Divide it by two / That is your setlist / Setlist is setlist
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:20:11 GMT -5
LASIK DAY SPECIAL
I'm getting eye surgery today, wish me luck.
I texted a joke "OH NO I'M BLIND" to somebody already and they were like "no lol".
Just trying to cope with the nervousness. #nolol
By the way, the eye surgery I'm getting will see my eye sockets replaced with boobs. #ICanSeeYou
Boob graft was successful, everything is looking #verysexy
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:21:12 GMT -5
I stopped posting anonymously in 2005. Miss it sometimes. I miss lying about my job, dimensions, wife, kids
Also the freedom of being able to press "Post" and not fear the consequences of calling an entire country "a turdburglar"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:21:19 GMT -5
Whenever somebody uses the phrase "All things being equal," I shiver with delight. Am I pinko?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:21:43 GMT -5
I LOVE SMOGShe said she's an angel / She said we could do it without protection / What kind of angel is that? / The angel of DEATH I remember / entering you /  ? / I'm gonna be drunk / so drunk / at your wedding #PerfectSongs
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:22:06 GMT -5
The internet has sharpened everyone's capacity for rhetoric to such a high degree that I basically agree with all people at all times.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:22:53 GMT -5
Man if I hear "the only way we can defeat Harper" one more time I'm gonna start carrying a box of calculators round w me
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:23:08 GMT -5
Gravity's Rainbow stares from the bookshelf with one, taunting eye. "You never finished me." "You are long and tedious," I guiltily reply
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:25:13 GMT -5
Did that guy just say "Guettanomics"?!?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:25:24 GMT -5
Patrick just referred to Mayor Rob Ford as "Muffins"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:25:51 GMT -5
I get a twinge of disappointment every time I open Twitter and don't see #CthulhuReturns on the trending topics
That's going to be how you find out, right? One day you open your computer and see #FourHorsemen #SkyOfFlames #JesusIsBackAndHesPissed
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:25:58 GMT -5
Susanne's English: "Ja, I know what a muffin is. Ja, I know what a top of a muffin is. But I do not understand what it is a muffintop."
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? / I'm gonna be drunk / so drunk / at your wedding #PerfectSongs