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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:51:49 GMT -5
I always say "hey check this out" and you always say "no I'm cool" and then you figure it out a year later. What is that called?
You're always like "Owen listen to Moondog" and I'm like "not today" and then you put it on at a party and I'm googling Moondog at the party
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:51:59 GMT -5
My power animal is a glove
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:52:32 GMT -5
Summer cold / and the living is dreamy
People always go "a summer cold? that's the WORST" and meanwhile I'm sipping chinese cold syrup and walking in a sunny park
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:54:00 GMT -5
Pulitzers
Five years late to the party but that classist article about Joshua Bell in the subway won a Pulitzer? Did y'all talk about this already
Oof and it was called "Pearls before breakfast". You know this was why the market crashed
RT @mountain_goats: @owenpallett have my babies, Owen Pallett
@mountain_goats no takebacks, you can see him on weekends
RT @nicomuhly: @owenpallett RIGHT? But also like that article. SO BADLY WRITTEN and so classist and also NOBODY WANTS 2 LISTEN TO THE ...
RT @nicomuhly: @owenpallett If joshua bell turned up at my HOUSE before 9 AM I'd tell him to take a walk and get me starbucks.
@nicomuhly Is it true you are in training y/n? Can I see some workout skorts
Nico asks what is 'training'
@nicomuhly a gym membership and a yoga teacher and some weights and a sweat thing and a shake afterward
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:54:24 GMT -5
Montrealers being smugly dismissive of other cities; classic or dud?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:55:48 GMT -5
MMVAs I'm helping One Direction pick out their outfits. #MMVAs No no you don't understand, #MMVAs is the name of my cat The camped-out girl with the loudest most piercing scream will surely win Zayn's love sparrow_agnew congratulation you've won! bronchitis Oh my God the MMVAs are tomorrow? Why are there so many girls here already? I'm gonna go give out copies of The Bell Jar |
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:56:26 GMT -5
When arts grads say "tautology" I'm 50% "I understand what you're saying" and 50% thinking about Scientautology
@randlechris "totology" means being good with kids
@randlechris "tauntaunology": an analysis of the dreams of nerds
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:56:46 GMT -5
I charted the song, looked at the page and it said "DBAG DBAG DBAG DBAG" and I giggled
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:57:53 GMT -5
New Ramen Restaurant
Tried to go jogging but I couldn't get the door open my fingers are just too chubby *sigh*
Instead I'm watching jogging how-to videos on Youtube and mouth breathing deeply
OK not really but I ate a ramen last night and they tried to talk to me about the health benefits of pork fat "from the back"
I explained to them that Okinawans live forever because they've embraced Satan, and eating back fat is an important part of that
But that unless you embrace Satan, the health benefits of porcine back fat are negligible. This was between swallows of pig's blood
Eyes widened in horror, they brandish their bloody knives and scream SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:58:16 GMT -5
My favourite porn
A close-up of a glans, the glans begins to sing and the song is beautiful
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:58:26 GMT -5
"Corgan recording countless vocal takes of "Zero" and grading them with a series of check marks" and that is how the song got its title
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:58:43 GMT -5
Men, pick no fewer than one, no more than two of the following. Long hair, glasses, beard.
Wizards, pick no fewer than one, no more than two of the following. Wizard robe, wizard hat, Wizard records
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:58:50 GMT -5
I'm glad My So-Called Life didn't get renewed; the gods of mid 90s TV are cruel and would've demanded Rickey's tragic mid-season death
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:59:16 GMT -5
The weird thing about Holy Matrimony is the "two become one" thing, that is serious sci-fi fetishism but it's OK that you're into it.
Do you want to wear my Gap t-shirt at the same time as me?
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:59:24 GMT -5
I haven't showered in two years, and it seems to be working
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