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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:46:30 GMT -5
Patrick's new single
"Crazy Pants, nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer Crazy Pants, nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:47:17 GMT -5
Jetlagged in London
Seldom seen sequel "The Smell of Music" and its tragic third act
Handel's "Xerxes", earliest known example of naughty backwards masking
Anyone who's been on vacation w me will tell you "it was going great til Owen got sunstroke"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:47:27 GMT -5
Susanne's English
In Dusseldorf they have a statue of a man wearing cargo shorts. "You don't have this?" says Susanne.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:47:37 GMT -5
A very beautiful young actor, she said she was coming from Cannes and she pronounced it "Cans" and I fell in love with her immediately
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:47:45 GMT -5
All men should know a) how to fight and b) how to wear makeup
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:48:03 GMT -5
50 Shades of Grey
Let me put it to you this way: I make $100000 an hour.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:48:17 GMT -5
Everything on the internet is about sex or food
Remember what it used to be like / when all we did was tweet and cluck
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:48:40 GMT -5
Toronto's nascent krautrock revival just got called "troutrock" and I'm feeling conflicted
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:49:04 GMT -5
So it's nagl for musicians to respond to critics, meanwhile everybody else on the internet responds to everything with impunity Happily I have no response to anybody except: Thanks! see you soon
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:49:22 GMT -5
Insomnia
We're sorry, but what you thought was sleep is in fact "sleep". Serves you right for eating "food" and having "sex".
If you'd gone to that party instead of stayed in and watched documentaries maybe you'd be tired instead of "tired", "dude"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:49:52 GMT -5
Watching a Bobby Fischer doc
I've heard Malcolm Gladwell do his schtick at least 10,000 times
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:50:41 GMT -5
Mario emerges in modern day Tokyo with a list of demands and bad attitude in Nintendo's meta-instalment "New Mario"
Mario 8 discovers the secret lab filled with failed Mario clones. As Mario 7 whispers "kill me", Mario 8 reaches for his fire flower and
Shigeru buries the corpses of old, normal Marios in the pet cemetery, they come back the next morning feeling just Super
"Everything I know about [x] I learned from [y]". Let y = Mario, solve for x
Survey says... Mycology 41, Italy 18, Bob Hoskins 15, Ragtime 14, Women 7, Beatboxing 5
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:51:13 GMT -5
Best drink
The miracle of sparkly water! Cures any mental state
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:51:23 GMT -5
"Norman Jewison is not Jewish." "But he directed Fiddler on the Roof!" "That's the source of the confusion."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 14:51:37 GMT -5
My aunt always dreamed about cooking. "Go to bed hungry, wake up full!" was her motto. Anyway, we had to put her away
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