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Post by neilsucks on Apr 19, 2004 20:57:03 GMT -5
the strangest thing just happened to me. i went to the washroom at work which is set up as follows:
handy-potty/potty/urinal3/urinal2/urinal1/sinks/door
so i take my place at urinal 3 and unleash the fury of 6 diet sprite's since my last break. up to this point everything was fine. then, with urinal 1 working fine and ready for use, a man steped up to urinal 2. i couldn't believe that this man would stand beside me when there is a perfectly good urinal he could that would not be directly beside me. was it just a silly assumption or is it actually an unwritten rule? you must keep one urinal of space between you and the next person at all times if possible, right? this is how it has been since the beginning of time. we must not let this law be lost. or maybe im wrong.....
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Post by dana wr on Apr 19, 2004 21:03:01 GMT -5
nah dude, thats what ive always thoight.
but dont u think this thread would be more appropriate in some other board?
like the philisophical debate thinger...
but no, i agree with u man!
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Post by jasonathome on Apr 19, 2004 21:13:53 GMT -5
he should have taken urinal 1.
there are many unwritten laws of using the mens washroom....
-- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
-- NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
-- NO Singing. Period.
-- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".
im sure there are more, but i can't think of any other ones.
anyone?
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Post by xwheelercorex on Apr 20, 2004 4:18:20 GMT -5
fucking brilliant.
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Post by ryandyck on Apr 20, 2004 4:28:38 GMT -5
this mans standing next to you might have been becuase he did not want to stand beside the sink while he pissed. peeing next the sink seems like a grey area to me. especially when it's beside the door.... somebody could walk right in and see your wang bar! or say you were almost done peeing and you went to wash your hands... your hands would be rubbing together quite suggestively possibly only a foot or two away from this man's exposed penis!!!! yikes! was there a divider between the sinks and urinal? that would make a difference.
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Post by xwheelercorex on Apr 20, 2004 5:22:12 GMT -5
have you ever been to a place that just has one of those giant wall taking up urinals. ya know. just one whole urinal.
or.. how bout just a trough like thing. to piss in.
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Post by neilsucks on Apr 20, 2004 10:48:43 GMT -5
this mans standing next to you might have been becuase he did not want to stand beside the sink while he pissed. peeing next the sink seems like a grey area to me. especially when it's beside the door.... somebody could walk right in and see your wang bar! or say you were almost done peeing and you went to wash your hands... your hands would be rubbing together quite suggestively possibly only a foot or two away from this man's exposed penis!!!! yikes! was there a divider between the sinks and urinal? that would make a difference. oh there is quite definitly a divider. i only included the sinks in the diagram so that one would know that he had a few second to think about which urinal to take. it wasn't a panic decision; he wanted to stand there. shit, i feel so dirty now. |
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Post by Marissa on Apr 20, 2004 14:21:31 GMT -5
if i was a dude, i'd pee in the toilet.
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Post by xwheelercorex on Apr 20, 2004 15:32:46 GMT -5
and with that attitude. you'll never be one.
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Post by JohnnyRansom on Apr 21, 2004 18:56:08 GMT -5
I love those walls that you pee on! Those are awesome. Only if there's nobody else in the bathroom though. I have a strange affliction where I can't pee when there are other guys standing near me, unless I'm in a stall. But those walls are great, if there's nobody around. You can piss wherever you want! Up, down, left, right...you can write stuff. Oh man. My bladder's getting full just thinking about it.
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Post by MetalSoldier on Apr 22, 2004 0:03:11 GMT -5
I love those walls that you pee on! Those are awesome. Only if there's nobody else in the bathroom though. I have a strange affliction where I can't pee when there are other guys standing near me, unless I'm in a stall. But those walls are great, if there's nobody around. You can piss wherever you want! Up, down, left, right...you can write stuff. Oh man. My bladder's getting full just thinking about it. ..i've never written anything on a wall with pee before..sounds cool! |
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Post by MrBad on Apr 22, 2004 1:40:31 GMT -5
I'v peed on the giant wall urinal before. I think it was at BC place or something. Except it was packed, so I was really uncomfortable and young and my stepdad was getting pissed off at me cuz I couldn't go unless I got the corner and he was missing his monster trucks.
But If I had that whole wall to myself, I would probably do a sidestepping run from side to side seeing how fast i could go, possibly doing one footed plants off the walls. That would be fun.
I'v heard, but not seen one of those troughs, where it's double sided but does not go up all the way........so you're peeing into the thing, but the guy accross the way is also peeing.
That has to be pure torture for a man.
I mean, you're gonna look straight up of course, that's natural........but the second you do that.......you let your guard down. I would probably stand there looking up, sobbing with a single tear coming from my eye.
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Post by xwheelercorex on Apr 22, 2004 3:50:50 GMT -5
But If I had that whole wall to myself, I would probably do a sidestepping run from side to side seeing how fast i could go, possibly doing one footed plants off the walls. That would be fun. you do realize you would piss all over yourself right? |
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Post by damn the man on Apr 22, 2004 9:31:11 GMT -5
neil are there walls in between each urinal so that you cant see another mans wang making the law usless? and if im not mistaken number 1 toilet has an extremale week flush and may even be blocked off tottaly now. so neil if i stand beside you in the future don't be mad i man not be able to hold it
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Post by Stephen on Apr 22, 2004 12:52:30 GMT -5
the circular troughs in the mens bathrooms are in the pacific colluseum. go canucks!
sick....
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