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Post by MrBad on Apr 22, 2004 12:58:44 GMT -5
you do realize you would piss all over yourself right? I'm not too sure about that, I think with a firm double handed hold you could avoid all pee streams. I'd just be worried about losing your balance and falling forward into........."THE WALL" |
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Post by neilsucks on Apr 22, 2004 20:57:09 GMT -5
neil are there walls in between each urinal so that you cant see another mans wang making the law usless? and if im not mistaken number 1 toilet has an extremale week flush and may even be blocked off tottaly now. so neil if i stand beside you in the future don't be mad i man not be able to hold it well actually there was a garbage bag over the urinal today so maybe it was out of order and he already knew it. hmm, still sucked though. |
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Post by Ruby Soho on May 3, 2004 0:45:27 GMT -5
I used to work at McDonalds and I had to clean the men's washroom one time and there was about two inches of piss coating the floor - I'm not kidding. Apparently the fact that there is only one toilet and one urinal in the washroom confused the men and they thought it was ok to use the entire room as a urinal.
YOU MEN DISGUST ME. It was probably MrBad that pissed all over the floor. Running back and forth in the fucking bathroom...you disgust me!
Wheeler knows where it's at, he's not pissing all over the place...he knows not to run around peeing, no matter how many hands he has holding on.
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Post by MrBad on May 3, 2004 3:28:00 GMT -5
I would never pee on the floor. I'v had a horrible experience in a Tim Hortons involving pee and a very large man.
I'm just saying that if theres a whole wall of urinal, and I had privacy I would probably try running/sidestepping back and forth.
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Post by JohnnyRansom on May 4, 2004 22:23:50 GMT -5
I'm with you on that one, totally. Probably a combination of run/sidestep. Full out running could get messy, and kdublu wouldn't like that one bit I'm thinking. Nor would I, cause it might get on my pants or something and that's just embarrassing.
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Post by chrisfto on May 5, 2004 20:48:57 GMT -5
Freedom to Oppress had a song called the wall... it was about a piss wall.
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Post by Arkham on May 5, 2004 22:18:08 GMT -5
wow, the level of metrosexuality in this thread is at about a 7, i'm going to need it at about a 4.
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Post by bruce on May 6, 2004 3:16:26 GMT -5
maybe i have the wrong idea what "metrosexual" means, but please explain to me how people talking about running and peeing is metrosexual at all.
i was under the impression that metrosexuals are guys that aren't embarrassed to show their feminine sides or something.
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Post by Stuci Firme on May 6, 2004 11:34:05 GMT -5
no way.. metrosexual is like wanting to fuck a huge city and sticking all the skyscrapers up your ass or something.. like king kong who tried to rape that city
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Post by jonny hughes on May 6, 2004 14:13:51 GMT -5
i have never read one of brandon's posts that made sense to me.
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Post by dana wr on May 6, 2004 15:03:39 GMT -5
no way.. metrosexual is like wanting to fuck a huge city and sticking all the skyscrapers up your ass or something.. like king kong who tried to rape that city websters said it best... |
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Post by Ruby Soho on May 8, 2004 16:13:25 GMT -5
Naw Bruce, you're right on the meaning of metrosexual...although I must admit, webster's is pretty close in definition...oh those sexy skyscrapers  |
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Post by emmanuelxgoldstein on May 12, 2004 18:52:01 GMT -5
The walls and troughs... oh boy. They're an exciting thing, yeah. Chris, that totally explained how everytime you guys played that song I needed to dehydrate the reptile. Particularly in the Snackerz days. Ever tried pissing while walking backwards? It's virtually impossible. By some fucking miracle, I've done it twice, I believe. You're going to need some pressure to pull it off (no pun intended... perhaps?) PS. I believe this is what you lads are looking for: www.flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal |
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Post by dana wr on May 14, 2004 15:22:00 GMT -5
pissing while walking backwards?
impossible?
what??
i do it all the time. usually when im drunk. and i never get piss on me. are you a girl or something?
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Post by neilsucks on May 14, 2004 15:34:54 GMT -5
yeah i was thinking the same thing. i dont have any trouble with walking backwards and peeing. maybe your gripping it too hard.
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