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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:56:19 GMT -5
Dreamed that Dave and Krist reformed Nirvana, had a reality show called "Are You The New Kurt?" #nightmare
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:56:42 GMT -5
"When I'm sober, I swallow. When I'm drunk, I take it on my face like a painter's radio." - Sarah Flynn Boyle
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:57:07 GMT -5
I just assumed there were no gays in Star Trek because in 2159 they all left Earth to colonize Planet Fabulous
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:57:43 GMT -5
Made an attempt at inverting Palestrinian counterpoint into still, dissonant motet forms. Then I started seeing demons in reflections.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:57:59 GMT -5
Doing yoga to Demdike Stare. "Your feet have been transformed into hooves!"
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:58:11 GMT -5
Twenty minutes in, it's once again time for me to say, "I do not have enough free time for this Bioware game."
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:59:05 GMT -5
New Exercise Regime Special
After hearing the Ke$ha album / On the treadmill / (I never thought I'd say this) / I felt a rush of relief / "Fergilicious"
Mmmmm chocolate vanilla banana protein shake pour it on me, 35g of pleasure
Screw breakfast I'm rubbing the powder directly on to my calves #growcalvesgrow
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 10:59:48 GMT -5
In Canada there's a peculiar balance of Imperial vs. metric usage. I will detail it as best as I can.
Driving distances are in kilometers, i.e. 500 km to Ottawa. But a person's height and weight are Imperial. 6'0", 160 lbs.
Forest fires and lakes are square kilometers. If you're talking about a house, it's sq. feet for the interior, acres for the yard.
It is -15 C outside. The pool temperature is 80 F. The surface temperature of the sun is 5505 C. I preheat the oven to 350 F.
Beer and blood is measured in pints. Hard alcohol is ounces. But milk, toothpaste and juice are in millelitres. The end.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:00:33 GMT -5
And yes, we spell in millelitres, not milliliters. #kidding #typo
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:01:07 GMT -5
White people / don't know what to eat / fridge full of capers / protein shake
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:01:41 GMT -5
WHOA did you know that ))<>(( is an actual medical procedure? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy (Warning: gross) (I have a family member who's going in for it, I wasn't just looking for something to do) @jessicasuarez "I'm saving lives with this shit!" |
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:02:58 GMT -5
Arcade Fire Grammy Spectacular
@christinamerge I swear I can hear your screamin voice every time they say AF's name #awesome
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RT @roland_weapon: @arcadefire let's collab
Damn I lost $50
He has specific tastes RT @theluyas Win looked so happy!
Big love to AF tonight, I am verklempt.
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:03:08 GMT -5
My soundguy's belly has a nickname: The Overlord
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:03:25 GMT -5
Why does every article about Scientology have an obligatory Xenu paragraph?
Catholic sex scandal reports don't feel obliged to include a "winged afterlife with supreme being in cloud palace" explique
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Post by Owen from Final Fantasy on Sept 23, 2012 11:04:46 GMT -5
I LOVE AMSTERDAM!
A personal trainer approached me today to try and show me how to "do squats properly".
He told me I wasn't 'engaging enough' and slapped my ass. Then he asked how long I was in town. #Amsterdam
Anyway I gave him a nice tip, I really learned a lot about squats
Coconut = kokosnoot; skunk = stinkdier #dutchisfunny
RT @jumperpear: @owenpallett shopping cart = winkelwagen #Dutch
RT @dunbabz: @owenpallett whipped cream = slagroom
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