Kenneth and wikipedia.org

[Dio]

radam said:

bad rap?

Lyrics to ‘Scum 100’

Scum 100
Badly inbred
Maybe they could write better songs
With a bullet in their head
Scum 100
Abbotsford slime
This sort of Abby filth is a dozen for a dime
And JonnyChance, the sycophant
Always ready to give them head
With his bare little bum up in the air
Laying in their bed
And Stu, the hood, the devil's boy
Always shootin' from the lip
Promoting his daddy Satan
With his tainted little trip
Scum 100, slither on, but don't you slip in it
As you travel the world, spewing out
Your small-town, smalltime shit.

by Kenneth Montgomery Keillor

right on.

im i the only one who thinks those lyrics are totally awesome?

"And Stu, the hood, the devil's boy
Always shootin' from the lip
Promoting his daddy Satan"

hellz yah!

[Stuci Firme]

well i guess i know what to say now when someone asks me "who's your daddy?"

[Arkham]

admin said:

that's very true.. but he just never ceases to amaze us

poojyne said:

maybe it's because i don't live out there and can't relate as well but criticizing this guy just seems banal and overdone at this point..

after reading the wiki site i'd say you're right..
that most dumbfounding thing about that page is how he makes refuting this song to be the most important work of his life.. wasn't he the postmaster and shit? why does a 40 year old (or whatever) waste so much time defending himself against a satirical poke at him.
i just hope i don't see a tv movie down the road sometime where he comes to one of your parties with shrapnel bombs or something..