MrMister
Tasty
dazed and confused
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Post by MrMister on Jun 21, 2006 22:24:28 GMT -5
Anyone notice how many puns he uses too many
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Post by ryandyck on Jun 22, 2006 2:20:08 GMT -5
before i got to get on it?
too bad
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Post by Dio on Jun 26, 2006 16:10:18 GMT -5
for a born again christian, kenneth seems to lack any social contact with his "saved" peers instead choosing to pursue a career of martydom on the internet against people that he will never meet.
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Post by Arkham on Jun 30, 2006 0:03:26 GMT -5
maybe it's because i don't live out there and can't relate as well but criticizing this guy just seems banal and overdone at this point..
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Post by Stuci Firme on Jun 30, 2006 12:17:45 GMT -5
that's very true.. but he just never ceases to amaze us maybe it's because i don't live out there and can't relate as well but criticizing this guy just seems banal and overdone at this point..
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Post by nikimnemonic on Jun 30, 2006 13:12:09 GMT -5
This is on his website.
'Cursed Children' (Today's Generation) by Kenneth Montgomery Keillor
2 Peter 2:13-15 (King James Version)
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you; 14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children 15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
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My heart goes out to the kids of today's generation. With all of the lies they are told about Jesus Christ by our God-despising society and with all the temptation to engage in sin and evil that is so generously provided to them, they hardly stand a chance. God loves them and wants them to be saved. Satan hates them and wants them to die lost. It is a miracle if any of our youth find Jesus as their Savior and thereby avoid eternal damnation in Hell. It is almost as much of a miracle if they even manage to survive in this dog eat dog, snake bite snake world we live in. They truly are 'cursed children'. I love our young people and I'm on their side, and more importantly, Jesus loves them.
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Post by stephen on Jun 30, 2006 13:49:02 GMT -5
every time nikimnemonic posts I become more sure that Kenneth is among us.
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Post by nikimnemonic on Jun 30, 2006 14:24:12 GMT -5
Sorry to disappoint you... I'm not him. I do think he has gotten a bad rap though.
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Post by forsythe p. jones on Jul 3, 2006 0:13:51 GMT -5
bad rap?
Lyrics to ‘Scum 100’
Scum 100 Badly inbred Maybe they could write better songs With a bullet in their head Scum 100 Abbotsford slime This sort of Abby filth is a dozen for a dime And JonnyChance, the sycophant Always ready to give them head With his bare little bum up in the air Laying in their bed And Stu, the hood, the devil's boy Always shootin' from the lip Promoting his daddy Satan With his tainted little trip Scum 100, slither on, but don't you slip in it As you travel the world, spewing out Your small-town, smalltime shit.
by Kenneth Montgomery Keillor
right on.
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Post by nikimnemonic on Jul 3, 2006 0:35:50 GMT -5
as I read it, he didn't start it
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Post by Stuci Firme on Jul 3, 2006 1:47:58 GMT -5
yay! he sure like thinking about bare little bums where is this posted? bad rap? Lyrics to ‘Scum 100’ Scum 100 Badly inbred Maybe they could write better songs With a bullet in their head Scum 100 Abbotsford slime This sort of Abby filth is a dozen for a dime And JonnyChance, the sycophant Always ready to give them head With his bare little bum up in the air Laying in their bed And Stu, the hood, the devil's boy Always shootin' from the lip Promoting his daddy Satan With his tainted little trip Scum 100, slither on, but don't you slip in it As you travel the world, spewing out Your small-town, smalltime shit. by Kenneth Montgomery Keillor right on.
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Post by forsythe p. jones on Jul 3, 2006 3:31:35 GMT -5
it's on www.thepunks.com/scum100and also, he's taken this whole thing a little too far to argue about who started what. seriously, read those lyrics. it's kind of scary.
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Post by Stuci Firme on Jul 3, 2006 14:35:50 GMT -5
i seriously think we're the only ones who read his site
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Post by jonny hughes on Jul 3, 2006 15:21:14 GMT -5
ewwww that's so gross!
at first, before i heard the song, we were talking about how fun 100 should cover it to get him back as a joke.
but now i don't want to ever read that again.
what a goober!
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seanlame
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Post by seanlame on Jul 3, 2006 15:48:15 GMT -5
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