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Post by Arkham on Oct 6, 2005 12:20:09 GMT -5
helloo,
this is a fun game i usually do on road trips, i thought maybe it would work on a message board. the idea is to figure out the whole story asking yes or no questions. if you know it already, don't give it away.
a man walks into a restaurant, orders the albatross soup. a waiter brings it out, he takes one bite, takes out a gun and shoots himself in the head.
what;s the deal then?
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Post by seanlame on Oct 6, 2005 13:22:47 GMT -5
was it full of flesh eating ants?
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Post by Stuci Firme on Oct 6, 2005 14:39:23 GMT -5
did he order a soup that was made from an albatross.. or did he order the soup FOR an albatross?
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Post by albatross on Oct 6, 2005 17:22:35 GMT -5
he shot himself because when he tasted it he realised he'd never had albatross before, which meant that the meat he'd been told was albatross (whilst he was stranded on a desert island) must have really been the body of his son.
he couldn't live with such guilt and so shot himself
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Post by neilsucks on Oct 6, 2005 18:42:53 GMT -5
did he mean to order the french onion soup instead?
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Post by seanlame on Oct 6, 2005 23:48:00 GMT -5
neil, is that a phonesexpanda reference?
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Post by Arkham on Oct 7, 2005 17:19:18 GMT -5
you're a bastard albatross
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Post by neilsucks on Oct 8, 2005 17:55:18 GMT -5
he must have skipped over the part that said 'if you know it already, don't give it away.'
not a bastard. a poor reader.
here's a lateral puzzle from back in the day:
bruce and herb go to a bar for a drink. bruce chugs his drink and goes to play pinball. herb drinks his slowly, whilst watching bruce go for the new high score. by the time bruce gets 'game over' herb is dead.
wtf?
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Post by jchan on Oct 9, 2005 11:46:03 GMT -5
they're in a suicide pact. bruce was dead too. you just forgot to mention it.
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Post by hollis on Oct 17, 2005 15:20:26 GMT -5
i heard that one as the dudes names being sip and gulp. they drank mexican ice cubes and gulp gulps it down before the mexican death parasite ice cubes melt and release the mexican death parasites. sip sips it thus releasing the mexican death parasites causing death.
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Post by nsupeilsup on Oct 17, 2005 17:43:57 GMT -5
if you know it already, don't give it away. quote] you're a bastard hollis i have no more riddle or sleeves.
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Post by neil on Oct 17, 2005 17:47:31 GMT -5
wait, what?
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Post by jack on Oct 17, 2005 21:33:55 GMT -5
a man walks into a pole why?
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Post by scott on Oct 18, 2005 14:04:40 GMT -5
a man walks into a pole why? neil was drunk that night i think, i dunno man, ask him why he did it. |
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Post by ringdown on Oct 23, 2005 11:57:23 GMT -5
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