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Post by Jaden on May 5, 2005 17:43:21 GMT -5
Two days ago I went to an all parties conference. Basically MLAs for each party introduced their platform then answered questions the audience members asked.
One of the candidates was our friend Kenneth, candidate for the great "Freedom Party". Yes, "Freedom Party".
His introduction was a rant. His platform included enforcing Christian values upon British Columbians, reinstituting the death penalty, and inserting microchips into convicted sex offenders. Yes, fucking microchips.
I really had to stop myself from laughing. Whenever a question was brought up for the candidates to answer, he NEVER understood the question. If he was asked if he supported something that he did not know, he would simply answer "Yes, I do" then pass the mic without elaborating at all.
Yeah, vote Freedom Party!
Of course, the Liberals weren't much better...
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Post by emmanuelxgoldstein on May 5, 2005 20:49:33 GMT -5
This reminds me of the sweet road trips to Seattle...
Where you get to point out all the "Only in America..."
But, this, however, "Only in Abbotsford..."
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Post by drawyennik on May 6, 2005 14:51:31 GMT -5
man i love Kenneth. When ever i need a good laugh i check out his site
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Post by Dio on May 12, 2005 3:25:54 GMT -5
i thought you guys made Kenneth up. To find out that he actually exists is both frightening and amusing
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seanlame
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Post by seanlame on May 12, 2005 4:57:05 GMT -5
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Hes probably the best person, ever.
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Post by meghannn on May 15, 2005 0:19:23 GMT -5
does his website still exist? i loved the way he came on here and people shot him down so quickly, whatever the hell he said...I miss him and his rants... i loved his hate list too, or whatever the hell it was called. you know you're neurotic when you keep a list of all the people you don't like cause they've been mean to you...it was so god damn long
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seanlame
Go Away
OMG FIRST REIGN LIEK WTF!!1!
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Post by seanlame on May 15, 2005 5:30:24 GMT -5
His site still exists, but if you go to it, you'll get a ton of pop-ups and your comp will get a virus. So...it would be better to watch some episodes of Family Matters.
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Post by Stuci Firme on May 15, 2005 10:26:46 GMT -5
wow i didn't know JayC got on his list too.. he must scour this board like a hawk
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Post by drawyennik on May 17, 2005 10:53:59 GMT -5
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Post by httpjonnychanceport5com on May 17, 2005 17:16:37 GMT -5
The campaign page ( www.thepunks.com/freedom.html) makes me laugh, but then again, I can't understand how anyone could hold right-wing values. By the way, what's the story on Kenneth? All I know is that I've seen a couple posts on here by him and that there's a Fun 100 song named after him. |
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Post by JonnyChance on May 23, 2005 1:02:05 GMT -5
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Post by wgs on May 23, 2005 17:28:17 GMT -5
Looking around his forum I found a thread devoted to bible verses against homosexuals (or "homo***uals"). that is so grade 5 |
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Post by jasonintoronto on May 25, 2005 9:42:02 GMT -5
whoa, im even on the fucking list!
3 cheers to kenneth for being a dumb fuck.
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Post by Sushi Destroyer on May 28, 2005 14:52:24 GMT -5
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