Haikus written by bands in america

[jasonatwork]

We smoked all that weed
to help us write songs but we
played Tekken instead.


You know what we need
to impress the audience?
A kick-ass backdrop!


People say we suck
but we make up for sucking
with our energy.


I was so wasted
I puked onstage on my amp.
It was fuckin’ cool.


This sound guy sucks ass.
He needs to crank my vocals.
Then, we'll sound kick-ass.


I love you so much
your name will be on the disc.
Thank you for the loan.


hehehe


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[neilsucks]

awsome:

I agree with you.
But we can't kick Rodney out.
He owns the P.A.

[jasonatwork]

that one is awesome.

check this link out...


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[neilsucks]

i prefer the creepoutclub I, II and "how not to be a douchbag"