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Post by David Werking on Aug 1, 2003 14:28:14 GMT -5
what do you know anyway? giraffe just might be a high compliment!!!
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Post by Steve M on Aug 1, 2003 17:33:05 GMT -5
who said otherwise?
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Post by David Werking on Aug 1, 2003 21:12:27 GMT -5
Mr. Bad, first sentance?
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Post by David Werking on Aug 2, 2003 1:57:03 GMT -5
Maybe I'm being a little oversensitive, but i've taken a lot of people's comments on the chin. "I sure may not know what this guy is taking about," they very likely are saying to themselves right now, "but he sure does make me ANGRY!!!" Goddam did I just feed you a smegma icee? Did I just run over your Teddy Ruxpin? Take yr valium!!
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Post by MrBad on Aug 2, 2003 15:52:19 GMT -5
Hey man, don't worry. I think all the great people throughout history talked to themselves. Like me.
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Post by Steve M on Aug 2, 2003 16:41:32 GMT -5
i just dont know anything. david, you are supersensitive. so take it easy. most people are the opposite.
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Post by David Werking on Aug 6, 2003 2:44:50 GMT -5
sorry.
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Post by Steve M on Aug 6, 2003 16:23:34 GMT -5
dude, you rule. burn one down.
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Post by josiah on Aug 6, 2003 22:08:42 GMT -5
you'd think that after spending hours posting useless crap every day, one would be able to spell "sentence" correctly. for DW Duck however, this is not the case.
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Post by David Werking on Aug 7, 2003 1:16:02 GMT -5
Oh shitshitshit!!! I didn't win the spelling bee!! And now I'll have to go home and hang my head in shame--I DON'T get a $25 scholarship to DeVry. Game over man! GAME OVER!
In other words: Fuck a spongecake I don't have spellcheck.
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Post by josiah on Aug 7, 2003 3:58:13 GMT -5
i just figured that, you know, since you're like trying to provide us with literary enlightenment every day, you would probably spell everything right, you know, like as a part of showing off.
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Post by iconoclastreed on Aug 8, 2003 12:35:58 GMT -5
speaking of giraffes and bronx. during my vacation weeks ago, i went to the bronx zoo and saw the giraffes. and you know what?? theyre not tall. i was expecting ones the size of huge palm trees or something. the sign said adult male giraffes can reach the height of 16 feet or something. 16 feet!! thats only 2.754x of my height or something.
what a let down. giraffes are such a downer. im never going to the zoo again. keeping my animal myths intact thank you. i like my blissful ignorance. not only that. after 5pm. the staff brings all the animals into shelters to sleep?!? that day was really absurd.
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Post by David Werking on Aug 8, 2003 15:45:51 GMT -5
Icon you are so lucky. I have to go visit my parents during my vacation because my wife's all "what if we have kids? what then?" And I'm all like we'll lie. And go into debt if we need the money. You know the story: my parents love is completely conditional. It's a 13 hour train trip up to where they live and a 13 hour train trip back. choo fucking choo.
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Post by David Werking on Aug 8, 2003 15:49:36 GMT -5
jo- believe me. im not trying to show off.
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Post by David Werking on Aug 8, 2003 16:05:59 GMT -5
I so so wish I was as popular as daily waste of space. Anyway... So Im looking for all my banned reviews on amazon the other day so I could repost them. I gave some T.A.T.U. fans some links to real actual lesbian porn (gorsh!) and had some lists up like racist items from my childhood (song of the south, anyone?) and ways to get around amazon's listing policies. And I start looking at other people's stuff. These kids are all like "I have 1000 CD's so I'm an expert!" Isn't that sort of distasteful to you? So what. I had this dream last night that I can't figure out--here's the notes...
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