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Post by bruce on Oct 19, 2004 14:26:32 GMT -5
my throat is so sore it feels like i'm swallowing a golf ball. over the last two days all i've eaten is a couple pieces of pizza, a piece of bread and a very small bowl of cocoa puffs.
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Post by forsythe p. jones on Oct 19, 2004 15:14:15 GMT -5
bruce, take tons of vitamin c pills and drink incredibly large amounts of water. i have the same thing! but lots of liquids helps a lot, and try to sleep a lot too.
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Post by meatwagon on Oct 19, 2004 21:20:10 GMT -5
gargle some warm water with a fair amount of salt in it, or i find sticking a toothbrush and brushing the puss off your throat (which is making it sore in the first place) always works for me, sounds gross and stupid but it work.
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Post by Ruby Soho on Oct 20, 2004 21:41:09 GMT -5
I went to the doctor today because I am deathly sick with a golfball in my throat...which I heard is going around...and the doctor was asking me all these questions and pushing on my belly to see if my spleen was swollen and listening to my breathing and heartbeat in 30 different places and asking about pap smears...actually now that I think about it, I think he was hitting on me...But that's besides the point. Anyhow, he ended up telling me he didn't know if what I had was viral or bacterial so he just prescribed me some huge expensive pills to take for a week and said if I didn't feel better after taking them to come back and he would prescribe me something different. I get the feeling he wasn't a doctor. But that's what you get for going to a doctor who works at the university. Couldn't get a clinic of his own cuz he's an idiot.
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Post by Ruby Soho on Oct 20, 2004 21:41:43 GMT -5
Good God, my medications this month cost me more than my rent. What is wrong with the world today???
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Post by Arkham on Oct 21, 2004 1:13:44 GMT -5
i hear michael moore's next movie is about the pharmaceutical companies. when doctors start hitting on patients during checkups... i think you can see the pale horse of the apocalypse galloping full speed towards north america.
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Post by Ruby Soho on Oct 27, 2004 19:12:05 GMT -5
I was at the Billy Talent concert last nite and there were these two obnoxious girls behind me that were screaming stupid shit like there was no tomorrow and I turned around and held my fingers an inch apart and shouted "I am this close to raping you!" They shut up and went to the other side of the arena. Hahaha. Oh, that was too funny.
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Post by whitfaceoofline on Oct 27, 2004 21:47:47 GMT -5
haha there allways seems to be the pair of obnoxious girls yelling the stupidest things ever at shows, that just make you want to beat their heads in with a shovel.
i think il use that one next time i cant handle it. thanx
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Post by jonny hughes on Oct 27, 2004 21:56:27 GMT -5
rape jokes = ew
billy talent shows = ew
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Post by Dio on Oct 28, 2004 1:45:37 GMT -5
ever notice how your atittude and thinking process towards everything around you changes after you masturbate?
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Post by Arkham on Oct 28, 2004 12:00:16 GMT -5
I was at my co-op at the preschool yesterday and there were these two obnoxious girls behind me that were screaming stupid shit like they had to go poopy and I turned around and held my fingers an inch apart and shouted "I am this close to raping you!" They shut up.
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Post by Ruby Soho on Oct 28, 2004 16:37:54 GMT -5
that is not nice. But, in a really twisted way, funny. Actually, I said that because it's from an SNL skit with Will Ferrell. It's friggin hilarious. Normally anything to do with rape, I don't joke about, but you have to see this skit.
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Post by Arkham on Oct 28, 2004 16:47:05 GMT -5
is that the one where he's neil diamond?
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Post by Stuci Firme on Oct 28, 2004 20:00:29 GMT -5
ever notice how your atittude and thinking process towards everything around you changes after you masturbate? yah.. fuckin chemicals
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Post by wgs on Oct 28, 2004 20:47:08 GMT -5
some dudes and i were dancing, and this this korean gang came over and started laughing at us. and then they started dancing with us too. It was the best experience of my life.
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