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Post by MrBad on Aug 18, 2004 21:02:29 GMT -5
I used to give my exgirlfiend a hard time cuz her poops were so small and turdy.
So I'd lay out a triple curler and be like "THERE! THAT'S A POOP!"
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Post by Stuci Firme on Sept 22, 2004 20:22:10 GMT -5
i made a shirt for myself today at work.. it says 'impotent'
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Post by Dio on Sept 23, 2004 4:38:22 GMT -5
i have tow main kind of feelings after farting
1- a sense of reliefe of pressure and relaxation: like my rectum just took a big breath and let it out.
2- adeep, kind of toxic churning right after.
the ladder usually happens after pizza or lots of beer...or both
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Ruby Soho
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Post by Ruby Soho on Sept 23, 2004 15:15:09 GMT -5
I was at Total Pet and I discovered a new animal called a "skinny pig", much like a guinea pig. And the one I saw was half hairless and albino and he had ginormous testacles
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Post by Arkham on Sept 23, 2004 18:21:25 GMT -5
i just saw my girlfriend's cousin at the gas station, we chatted and i mentioned my parents were going away for two weeks and that Veronica (gf) would be spending the night at my house. also that i was attending Veronica's brother's girlfriend's sister's wedding on saturday strictly for the open bar and free food. then i look over to the passenger seat of her car and her mom (Veronica's aunt) is sitting there, laughing. and then i looked like this and passively waved to her and left.
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Post by Arkham on Oct 1, 2004 1:28:30 GMT -5
i downloaded 'the girl next door' tonight and will watch it strictly because i heard elisha cuthbert gets naked. will it be worth it? probably not.
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Post by MrBad on Oct 1, 2004 20:27:49 GMT -5
That's the girl from PMK?
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Post by bruce on Oct 18, 2004 9:24:07 GMT -5
this morning from about 3-6am i was having this weird dreams that caused me to wake up every few minutes. when i finally gave up on sleeping and got up, i realized i was so dizzy i could barely see, i felt like puking, and my throat was so sore i didn't want to swallow. i stumbled into the washroom and found some sort of pain killer. now the dizzyness and pukey feelings are gone, but my throat is still sore.
does anyone know how to get rid of a sore throat? i can't afford to be sick today.
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Post by Sean on Oct 18, 2004 9:36:48 GMT -5
Tylenol? *shrug*
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Post by Stuci Firme on Oct 18, 2004 11:34:56 GMT -5
walk it off.. or drink green tea
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Post by forsythe p. jones on Oct 18, 2004 12:23:46 GMT -5
this morning from about 3-6am i was having this weird dreams that caused me to wake up every few minutes. when i finally gave up on sleeping and got up, i realized i was so dizzy i could barely see, i felt like puking, and my throat was so sore i didn't want to swallow. i stumbled into the washroom and found some sort of pain killer. now the dizzyness and pukey feelings are gone, but my throat is still sore. does anyone know how to get rid of a sore throat? i can't afford to be sick today. dude i have the same thing. and i had it last week too
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Post by neilsucks on Oct 18, 2004 12:59:31 GMT -5
brandy.
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Post by Arkham on Oct 18, 2004 13:17:55 GMT -5
marijuana? cures what ails ya!
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Post by neilsucks on Oct 18, 2004 13:46:19 GMT -5
shawn put a cirgarette in his dog's mouth yesterday, because he thought it would be funny to give his dog cancer. karma nailed him when the dog ate half of his smoke.
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Post by Ruby Soho on Oct 18, 2004 14:28:58 GMT -5
I woke up this morning 20 minutes before I had to catch the bus for class, so I had a shower, put my face on and hauled ass to the bus stop in my not-water-proof shoes - despite the fact it was snowing - and found out that the damn bus was going to be 25 minutes late due to a friggin accident on the hill. After killing a few people to calm my nerves the bus finally came and I made it to the university only 5 minutes later than I usually do - which means a half hour ride only took 10 minutes. That was some scary shit...the bus drivers here are fucking nuts. He almost missed one of his stops so he slammed on the brakes and cranked the wheel and the bus slammed into the sidewalk, the peeps got on and he floored it to the school. Crazy bugger.
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