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Post by Animals! So Weird on Feb 28, 2007 7:35:14 GMT -5
baha
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Post by thisshitisoranges on Feb 28, 2007 9:48:31 GMT -5
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Post by todd on Feb 28, 2007 15:39:47 GMT -5
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Post by head not full of deathvisions on Feb 28, 2007 17:38:41 GMT -5
representing. drizzunk postingz.
i was the most fUUUUUUKKKKED up ever on saturday night. i was drinking cuervo. beer. loads of this stuff called "jungle juice" which is basically fruit punch 7up and everclear. and doing shots of grey goose and hennessy. i didn't break any beer bottles. instead i tried to make out with this girl who i had been grinding with behind her boyfriends back all night and doing the "sticking my tongue out between my fingers" oral sex sign thing at people who walked by me, and sexually propositioning them, next thing i knew i had inappropriately groped my friend anne's twenty something year old son who was this like thug guy with tattoos all over his arms and a big chain around his neck and baggy clothes. i just remember him telling me not to "fucking touch [him] like that". im lucky i didn't get my ass kicked or killed. then i caused a big scene because i passed out and some friends of mine thought i had alcohol poisoning because i was just lying on the floor and kept coming in and out of consciousness so they were like asking me a bunch of questions while i sat in this chair puking periodically. then they just put me on the living room floor and i woke up at like 4:45 in the am and everyone was gone or asleep in the bedrooms and all the lights were out and i was all alone in a living room and blind because i didn't know where my glasses were.
word. then i was really fucking depressed and hungover sunday and monday and i tried doing damage control by apologizing to the girl for trying to make out with her and to the guy for groping him and to his mom for groping her son and they all said they understood and didn't judge me, but i still feel fucking embarrassed and just plain depressed since.
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Post by smithcorey on Feb 28, 2007 20:59:31 GMT -5
you got off easy. try drinking jungle juice from 11pm-3 am, blacking out and doing shit until 7am, waking up and being told that you a., made a girl walk in on her ex and some other girl making out, b., calming aforementioned girl down, talking a bit and then making out with her, c., taking a nude photo of your typical jersey jock-guido, d., getting called a fagoot for taking the photo, e., getting in a fistfight over being called a fagoot and losing, and e., throwing a drink at your good friend, making him leave the party (and state) to leave you to get home the next day at 9 am. jungle juice is bad news.
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Post by head not full of deathvisions on Feb 28, 2007 21:09:18 GMT -5
i guess it's not as bad, but i wouldn't say i got off easy. i'm not used to being in these situations. i've only been this drunk once before and the worst thing i did then was barf all over my friend moniques car door. so for me, considering, it was baddddd! : (
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Post by thisshitisoranges on Mar 1, 2007 0:43:54 GMT -5
throwing up on your friends car door isant very posi
(and this thread is totally gonna get locked)
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Post by emilyrose on Mar 1, 2007 1:26:31 GMT -5
last time i was really drunk i got dressed up like malibu barbie and went to a gay dance club in canada. and then danced for like four hours straight and made out with just about all of my friends.
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Post by kitchencabinet on Mar 1, 2007 3:46:58 GMT -5
The Google ads for this thread are amazing. Haha..reediculous. Trucks, Military School, Maternity Clothes, Arkansas, CCR and Sting? at least none of these things happened to you after your drunken debauchery |
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Post by SINISTER FUNKHOUSE on Mar 1, 2007 12:48:43 GMT -5
this thread reminds me of when i was thirteen. always hangin' out at the skinheads punk palace the dungeon. somebody ALWAYS got two black eyes there.
it's shut down, now.
i miss that place. we used to duct tape 40s of old english to our hands.
and then me and alysha went home with this bouncer and peed on him. seriously. he wanted us to pee on him. the homeless guy that wanted us to pee on him was well after that, but for peeing on him he bought us a two-four.
now this is making me sad. i turned twenty this week and i don't want to be an adult. it sucks so far.
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Post by booksoutloud on Mar 1, 2007 18:43:23 GMT -5
throwing up on your friends car door isant very posi haha, you win at posting kid. |
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Post by head not full of deathvisions on Mar 1, 2007 20:07:43 GMT -5
i said before this saturday that was the worst that had happened, not that it was a good thing. thisshitisoranges, let me buy you a drink. oh shit, nevermind. good for you dude. that's respectable. that's what i told people when they offered me drugs in high school and i wore chuck t's and listened to bikini kill and sleater-kinney and painted x's on my hands with a sharpie. but life changes and circumstances change and people change. people wrote in my yearbook, "stay sweet, don't change"...that's wierd.
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Post by dr. strangelove on Mar 2, 2007 18:48:19 GMT -5
thanks for pointing out the hilarity of the google ads on this.. currently, it's for DUI lawyers, but yesterday, i saw an ad for i think basketball jerseys, and animal collective tickets... i really just keep checking this thread for the google ads
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