Post by SINISTER FUNKHOUSE on Jun 2, 2006 13:19:06 GMT -5
ok my dream:
i was sleeping in my mom's bed with my mom (nothing sexual) and i had a friend named wendy. she was a demon or something. a floating coca cola can with a face on it with blonde hair. a fat face. the coke can was named wendy. she liked me but hated my mom and wanted to do harm to her. she started to fly around the room and kept hitting my mom in the face. i told wendy to stop 'cause me and my mom were getting scared and i ran to the corner of the room to hide. then wendy stuck my nieces toys in the wall, so they were half inside the wall and half outside.
all of a sudden i was in malibu alone with no money. i was at a carnival and there was this black kid from africa. the type with the flies on their faces. i wanted him to get away from me, but i was acting nice to him. chris martin came up to me and said he admired me for taking care of the black kid and wanted to take me out on a date. then vince vaughn came up to him and tried to steal me away from chris martin. i told the black kid to go away and then chris and vince disappeared. i went looking for them and ended up in a restaurant. i was alone with no money and needed to call them. in my dreams nickels were actually pennies and a phone call was seventeen cents. i had one dime and seven nickels. i went in the restaurant which looked like a fun house you'd see at a carnival and there were many people there and i wanted my phone call to be private.
i finally found a phone, which was old fashioned. no touch tone. and there were all these fake/candy nickels around the phone. i tried to use them but the phone got jammed, so i used the other one. i put in my money, but in order to get the change from my pocket, i had to take my pants off.
so i took my pants off and the ladies who worked there gave me very cold looks. i just said i had to take off my pants to call my parents. and then i woke up. there's a lot more detail, but explaining dreams via typing is harder than i thought.
i was sleeping in my mom's bed with my mom (nothing sexual) and i had a friend named wendy. she was a demon or something. a floating coca cola can with a face on it with blonde hair. a fat face. the coke can was named wendy. she liked me but hated my mom and wanted to do harm to her. she started to fly around the room and kept hitting my mom in the face. i told wendy to stop 'cause me and my mom were getting scared and i ran to the corner of the room to hide. then wendy stuck my nieces toys in the wall, so they were half inside the wall and half outside.
all of a sudden i was in malibu alone with no money. i was at a carnival and there was this black kid from africa. the type with the flies on their faces. i wanted him to get away from me, but i was acting nice to him. chris martin came up to me and said he admired me for taking care of the black kid and wanted to take me out on a date. then vince vaughn came up to him and tried to steal me away from chris martin. i told the black kid to go away and then chris and vince disappeared. i went looking for them and ended up in a restaurant. i was alone with no money and needed to call them. in my dreams nickels were actually pennies and a phone call was seventeen cents. i had one dime and seven nickels. i went in the restaurant which looked like a fun house you'd see at a carnival and there were many people there and i wanted my phone call to be private.
i finally found a phone, which was old fashioned. no touch tone. and there were all these fake/candy nickels around the phone. i tried to use them but the phone got jammed, so i used the other one. i put in my money, but in order to get the change from my pocket, i had to take my pants off.
so i took my pants off and the ladies who worked there gave me very cold looks. i just said i had to take off my pants to call my parents. and then i woke up. there's a lot more detail, but explaining dreams via typing is harder than i thought.
