byronhulcher
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Post by byronhulcher on Apr 24, 2006 17:04:23 GMT -5
Well, I've tried google, my friends, and associated phone calls to porn stores, but I'm at a loss.
I got nominated to prom court. Pre-prom, we do a walk outside the stadium and strut our stuff with our date, walking down in a suit and everything.
I'm trying to find a chippendales style rip-away tuxedo. I've found the sets of bowties, cuffs, and thongs, but not the ripaway clothes.
This is pretty much a huge den of cess and perversion, so any chance you guys no somewhere online I could find one?
Thanks!
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Post by tommmmmm on Apr 24, 2006 17:14:46 GMT -5
i can get you one, but you'll have to blow a horse.
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Post by Animals! So Weird on Apr 24, 2006 17:19:21 GMT -5
hahahahahaha. tommm for the win!
Byron: No, I dont, but I think those type of tuxes are made out of the same material as those athletic pants.. you know, the ones with the 18343 buttons on the side of the leg?
I dont know. Try googling "novelty stripper clothes" or "novelty stripper tuxedo"
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Post by kevin on Apr 24, 2006 18:06:19 GMT -5
doesnt spencers have that kind of stuff? and i would have thought a porn shop did. if nothing else, just cut the parts you want to rip off beforehand and then sew them back together lightly? er..
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Post by dr. strangelove on Apr 24, 2006 20:01:26 GMT -5
i contacted a friend of mine who sells lingerie, and she said that a lot of that stuff is custom made... she bought some similar shorts at the pleasure chest in hollywood years ago, but i just checked their website, and they don't have anything on their website itself... you could call them i guess
but her advice is that you find a friend who can sew a bit, buy some slacks at a thrift store or something, pick up the snaps at a craft store, and make them yourself
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byronhulcher
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Post by byronhulcher on Apr 25, 2006 9:11:52 GMT -5
Just a note, I freaking love you guys for helping me out.
Taking your suggestion, I'm buying the cuff, bowtie, tuxthong set. I'm going to buy a cheap 10 dollar suit at a thrift store, rip the back, and velcro it, which I would think would be easier to rip off than snaps.
Now, for my song, "sex machine" or "love machine"?
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Post by kevin on Apr 25, 2006 9:38:50 GMT -5
barry white ftw i think
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byronhulcher
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Post by byronhulcher on Apr 25, 2006 9:48:03 GMT -5
I think that would be hard to party-boy dance to.
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Post by dr. strangelove on Apr 25, 2006 19:38:55 GMT -5
I'm going to buy a cheap 10 dollar suit at a thrift store, rip the back, and velcro it, which I would think would be easier to rip off than snaps. actually, i suggested velcro to my friend on the phone as a possible alternative, and she said no, don't do it... velcro too easily gets snagged, and you're a lot more likely to lose the effect as you're trying to untangle the legs of your pants rather than strutting your stuff if you've ever seen a male stripper pull those pants off, they're always snaps, and they usually start at the bottom and do a couple pulls upwards; a section at a time starting at the bottom, and noone gets to see anything until you reach the top .. just don't use too many snaps, and practice at home before your "big performance"... you could also pick up a pair of those gym/track pants with the snaps and start practicing with those until you get the pants finished... my ex used to wear those occasionally, and it was always fun to tear them off of him ;-) also, if you're able to find a local gay bar that has strip shows, i'd suggest going and watching one... hell, you could even ask the strippers if they have any advice... all the strippers i've talked to have been really nice when you ask questions about their industry, surprisingly... and i just realized that everything i just wrote makes me sound like a complete perv... oh well, it's a xiu xiu board |
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Post by lysine on Apr 25, 2006 23:52:41 GMT -5
Just a note, I freaking love you guys for helping me out. Taking your suggestion, I'm buying the cuff, bowtie, tuxthong set. I'm going to buy a cheap 10 dollar suit at a thrift store, rip the back, and velcro it, which I would think would be easier to rip off than snaps. Now, for my song, "sex machine" or "love machine"? nither. play jennifer lopez sweet science version and shimmy to the cello. |
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Post by byronhulcher on Apr 26, 2006 13:11:01 GMT -5
also, if you're able to find a local gay bar that has strip shows, i'd suggest going and watching one... hell, you could even ask the strippers if they have any advice... all the strippers i've talked to have been really nice when you ask questions about their industry, surprisingly... Now THAT would be awkward to do. I'm looking into picking up some offbrand track pants though, so I'm glad they agree. And if you say snaps, then snaps it is. I'm not too experienced in stripping. |
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