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Post by ghostcar on Feb 21, 2004 3:08:49 GMT -5
i recently auditioned for a reality series where i have to live in a mansion in los angeles.
if chosen, i will live in a mansion in los angeles for 5 weeks, and be televised.
i will be wearing a xiu xiu shirt everyday.
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Post by addictedtosound on Feb 21, 2004 3:21:17 GMT -5
that just might get me to watch a reality tv show.
i mean, just to see if any of the fellow housemates one day just asks "so, what the fuck is a xiu xiu [which they no doubt pronounce "zoo zoo" despite the fact that all japanese or chinese words spelled with an x like that make the 's' sound, like xie xie (thank you in chinese) is shay shay]"
and then a bombardment of teenieboppers downloading it and saying "oh my god like what the hell"
and a select few downloading it and saying "oh my god, why the hell didn't i find them earlier"
glorious.
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Post by tomstyle on Feb 21, 2004 12:36:59 GMT -5
on the third day, you'll be asked not to wear the xiu xiu shirt anymore because they are not on a record label related to the network.
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Post by Jules on Feb 21, 2004 13:20:04 GMT -5
That would be cool, but you should only wear the Pac Man shirt.
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Post by Chris from Boston on Feb 21, 2004 19:14:35 GMT -5
probably the only thing worse than 'teenyboppers' are people who use the word 'teenyboppers'
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Post by whuttt on Feb 22, 2004 2:19:28 GMT -5
probably the only thing worse than "a jerk" is "chris from boston"  how did you like that one?!? |
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Post by dr. strangelove on Feb 22, 2004 17:14:56 GMT -5
no, you should wear "the money shot" shirt, so every episode, there'll be this fuzzy part over one guy's chest... everyone will wonder why it's fuzzed out, and rumour will spread, and you'll become a cult phenomenon
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Post by Anders on Feb 23, 2004 4:27:02 GMT -5
You should atempt to recreate such famous scenes as :
The cover art for a promise
and "the money shot"
and maybe a few others
ANDERS
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Post by benedict on Feb 23, 2004 21:04:37 GMT -5
upon a lazy day today i found myself watching vh1 and the documentary of the real world, apparently it costs thousands of dollars to pixilate (fuzz out) nudity, name brands, and basic naughtiness. so not only would you create a cult following you would bring take a chunk of cash out of those producer's pockets!
meow!
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