a. i think you can still buy it from
www.absolutelykosher.com , which i believe ships to aussieland , if you're interested
b. well um here's some, maybe others can contribute/correct
1 fort awesome drunk tank - talking
2 helsabot
i did something bad
i got in a fight about drugs
kicked him in the neck
i am helsabot
i am all you're not
but you wish you were
i am working hard
don't you laugh at me
i am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot
i take off my clothes
then i say to joe,
"do your pants ever just fall off off off?"
a menage à trois is fine
3 sad girl
you say i am loca because i am a girl
and you say i am stupid because i am your girl
you leave me out on the step
you dress me up like a boy
you say that i am your secret love
i want to be quiet but i want to tell the whole block
i like my neighborhood
i like my gun
drivin' my little car
i am your girl and i will protect you
we do it in the back of my little car
pull up my pants and fix my bra
go on home go home to your kids
i want to be quiet but i want to tell the whole world
4 im sorry grandma - no lyrics
5 don't play the drums
im sorry, i really just dont know. we (john and i and possibly some others) tried to work this one out a while back but we never got anything definitive from it
6 sita deth
my chest burns 'cause i'm so tired
i have to say goodbye to you now
what'd papa say, [huh]
oh what'd papa say, i gotta know
just how it will end
i wish it was different
i wish that things were regular
[sperm on me
say hooker hooker]
i think about you all of my life
my tears are fallin
[... ?]
why has noone come to bring seattle out?
i wish it was different
i wish that things were regular
i wish it was different
i wish that things weren't the same
i'm working too much to write you [any day]
just follow me into the bathroom
i spend [all our] time [..] to yourself
[... ?]
7 worry boy - don't know, sorry
8 hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
9 when you write (black angels version)
this back and forth is killing me
i call you too much 'cause i worry
been sweet on you since that first talk
i said it so loud, maybe too loud
oh when you write you're still crazy about me
and i thank god 'cause my prayer has come true
i think so hard about how to reply to you
so you can feel im still crazy about you
drop it off on your doorstep
the reasons why i like you
even though it was too much
it shook us up about, but they're still true
so then it's friends
well, deep friends
yeah i'll wait around happily
'til we suss it out like drag queens
trust enough to say 'i love you'
10 famine (1949 version)
so she's cryin and so she says to me
[..] i'm havin a baby
but there's nothing but dirt that i can see
so we're fucked 'cause we got nothing to eat
so for endless we scrap and piss and pray
that this baby wont live a single day
and we barf but we know it's the best way
'cause we're fucked 'cause we got nothing to eat
please let me know you're my friend
forgive us the mistakes we've made
and please let me know that you're down
'cause this baby, this body, will keep us..
so we're starvin [...]
and the fuckups to wash away the crowd
the [...] fears the only sound
'cause we're fucked 'cause we got nothing to eat
it just died
i did not kill it