Post by Arkham on Oct 26, 2004 3:44:03 GMT -5
at about 330am i decided to take a drive through the thick fog that has been permeating our quiet town of oakville this evening. i bought a pack of cigarettes at the local petro canada where i gave some young hooligans the wrong directions to get to guelph (by accident) and proceeded to go ten minutes in the wrong direction to my house (due to the fog). i finally get to my street when i see this massive almost horse sized creature standing in a hazy spotlight of streetlamp illumination made stranger by the fog.
i stopped the car and it didn't move so i approached it with a carrot i had with me in my back pocket.
i handed it the carrot and it looked at me with soul piercing black eyes that had a certain familiarity to them.
"mr. reeves, is that you?" i said.
it said: "yes brandon, it is I, Superman, and because you have given me this carrot i will grant you magical powers to fly and see through walls. live long and prosper."
then he was gone in that soft glow of fog, up the hill at the end of the street and off into the night.
and now i can fly and see through walls.
i stopped the car and it didn't move so i approached it with a carrot i had with me in my back pocket.
i handed it the carrot and it looked at me with soul piercing black eyes that had a certain familiarity to them.
"mr. reeves, is that you?" i said.
it said: "yes brandon, it is I, Superman, and because you have given me this carrot i will grant you magical powers to fly and see through walls. live long and prosper."
then he was gone in that soft glow of fog, up the hill at the end of the street and off into the night.
and now i can fly and see through walls.
