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Post by The Lost Pirate on May 21, 2003 22:43:44 GMT -5
ass crack wipe?
where am i?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i cant spell jack J-A-C-K
chicken fucker!!
blubber butt
cow spot
dinky head
bitch ass
cock blower
pant licker
penis muncher
homo dreamer
woman secretary
electric anylist
fuck you, you fucking, fuck fuck
ass whore
seriously, where the fuck am i?
oh god
pants are comming off!!
oh god
penis flopping out
tart face
so big
fuck its 8:30, time to DIE!!
shit poem
time to write a poem:
poo poo hold on...................ok
nevermind i dont feel like writing a poem, wait maybe...no
oh god
i kinda wanna eat some shit right now
shit being food
man i love looking like a ramone
im so ugly
i wanna die (im emo now)
i hate my parents
my girlfriend broke up with me
(ok im not emo now)
but i still hate my parents
i love my girlfriend
i wonder what i would look like with dreads
probably bad, due to lack of hair
i hate losing my hair when im 17
matt used to have long hair
but then he cut it off to get a job
oh, i remember last summer
clay got drunk everyday
i got drunk once and thought it was funny
i think people thought i was stoned
that was at the chilliwack show
with one of my favourite bands
martial law
then they played with billy the kid and the lost boys
hey
im playing with them on july 26th
at the aldergrove kinsmen centre
10 bucks
20 plus bands
why am i still talking?
abbotsford sucks
and yet i wanna move to another part of it
what the hell
i havent dropped the F bomb in a bunch of lines
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ok i think im done
i have to pee
buh bye~!!
~Bary
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Post by Stuci Firme on May 22, 2003 9:20:55 GMT -5
go away
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Post by JayC on May 23, 2003 2:35:07 GMT -5
all that work from bary on that cheesy show plug
and stu shuts him down with two words
haha
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Post by Jonny on May 23, 2003 17:23:20 GMT -5
man, at least my old posts were pointless and innocent.
that sucked bary.
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Post by JayC on May 24, 2003 14:14:59 GMT -5
i think it's people like us that drive people like bary to suicide.
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Post by radam at the dycks on May 24, 2003 22:10:00 GMT -5
Why does Archie luv (*<3*) Ronnie? Betty's so nice, and she cooks real well. If I were in Archie's shoes, I'd bone Betty over Veronica.......DID I SAY BONE, i meant DATE. Luv. Although, Archie has his choice of nice looking ladies. When he's at the hospital, he can get a sponge bath from any nurse he wants! That's even better than double vision!!!!!!!!!!! MOVING SUNGLASSES. Let's get wasted, guys. Ha! Ha! Ha! De grandes quoi? Ha! Ha! Ha! La souris et le notaire. Se croisèrent à Karachi!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jonny on May 25, 2003 16:31:41 GMT -5
now that...that's funny!
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Post by bary on May 26, 2003 11:25:51 GMT -5
my turn
i dont want to die
if i commit suicide
what would happen
im not going to do that
if anyone cares
(thats my emo thing to say)
im in drafting
its boring
its not even my class
la coo ca rach a
did you know
that noxima
can clean the grime
off of shoes
my cons are so white
ahhh
lets see how long i can ramble
somebody just said
somebody farted
baha
funny word of the day " poo "
the end
buh bye
ps: venessa is going of with raf
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Post by forsythe p. jones on May 26, 2003 17:24:36 GMT -5
Bary will never be Archie.
[glow=pink,2,300]TRIUMPHANT VICTORY[/glow]
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Post by vanessa murder. on May 26, 2003 20:32:47 GMT -5
that raf thing.. quite the kicker. i wouldn't have expected... or even cared really. meh.. it's all good, what can ya do?
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Post by foofoo on May 27, 2003 22:55:48 GMT -5
..yuck..no..yuck..that's yucky..
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Post by vanessa murder. on May 27, 2003 23:06:12 GMT -5
wow bary.. that joke would have worked so much better if i had actually been disappointed. lame attempt, i expected a much more original prank than that from you.
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Post by bary on May 28, 2003 11:01:50 GMT -5
ahhhh
she thinks i did it
i didnt
he told me like an hour after he was supposed to meet you
im sorry
if i had known
i would have told you
buh bye
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Post by JayC on May 28, 2003 17:28:25 GMT -5
sucks to be anyone involved
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