SallyStalker
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Post by SallyStalker on Oct 15, 2002 20:58:52 GMT -5
You are weak. Now I can read things like "I want to go to Sparwood". Um, isn't that just an over grown pulp mill?
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nave
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Post by nave on Oct 15, 2002 21:20:29 GMT -5
Overgrown? Yes. Pulp Mill? No.
Incest even.
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Post by ryan dyck on Oct 16, 2002 12:28:13 GMT -5
one time when i was little i threw up all over my bed in my sleep. in my dream, i was on a mountain range with vomit capped peaks in every direction. when i awoke, the vomit covered my blanket in an oh-so-similar way.
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Post by ryan dyck on Oct 17, 2002 17:05:03 GMT -5
you can beat a person to death with a sack of oranges and it doesn't leave bruises. apparently. i've never done it.
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SallyStalker
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Post by SallyStalker on Oct 17, 2002 17:30:34 GMT -5
I like the vomit mountains story better.
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Post by nave on Oct 17, 2002 20:46:09 GMT -5
you can beat a person to death with a sack of oranges and it doesn't leave bruises. apparently. i've never done it. Bruises on the person or the oranges? I assume the oranges would be orange juice by the time Mr. Annoying is dead.
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Minerva
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Post by Minerva on Oct 17, 2002 20:52:30 GMT -5
Hitting people with phone books works just as well.....not that I have tested this theory or anything....
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nave
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Post by nave on Oct 17, 2002 20:55:06 GMT -5
Hitting people with bullets is even more effective.
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SallyStalker
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Post by SallyStalker on Oct 17, 2002 20:57:50 GMT -5
Yeah, just ask the SNIPER.
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Post by Haywood Jablowme on Oct 18, 2002 10:36:21 GMT -5
think orange
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Post by ryan dyck on Oct 18, 2002 12:02:11 GMT -5
you know what i hate? when people recite ads to try to make themselves look cool. "hey everybody, i can recite a bunch of trash that they use to sell shit becuase i sit around all night by myself watching lame tv! i'm soooo cool!" its even worse when its adults. you know in some countries they allow doctor assisted suicide?
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Post by nave on Oct 18, 2002 12:58:09 GMT -5
Euthanasia... "It's #1 most recommended by doctors..."
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Post by Steve M on Oct 18, 2002 16:21:17 GMT -5
that cannot be... actually, a doctor would have not so much to do if he was recommending euthenasia to all of his patients. and also, dudes, i hear profilactics are "in", whats that mean for the so-called overpopulation problem?? aw shit, i just realized, what are the dooms-sayers gonna do?? did any of y'all know that at the current rate of reproduction, that by the year 2150 or something, there will be stacks upon stacks of people moving outwards at the speed of light... isnt THAT weird? actually, isnt that stupid...
i love the word stupid
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Post by nave on Oct 18, 2002 17:04:01 GMT -5
How will they reproduce if they're moving outward at the speed of light? Light travels faster than sperm I assume.
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Post by ryan dyck on Oct 19, 2002 14:13:48 GMT -5
i say, if you're still wearing pants at the end of a set, it wasn't that good now was it? chomp on that replay
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