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Post by kitchencabinet on Sept 28, 2006 19:24:57 GMT -5
So today I was listening to Creepshow in my headphones as I was riding my bike to school. I got to a stoplight and there was a homeless man with long hair,a beard and a really weathered face standing in the middle of the intersection. He was holding a brown cardboard sign and I couldn't make out what it said. I had the volume turned way up to drown the traffic noise. He looked at me smiled a toothless smile squinted his eyes, put his hand up to his mouth like he was giving a blowjob to an invisible man. He pointed at me smiled and held up two fingers. When I looked confused he did it again twice as if he was offering me a 2$ blowjob. I just smiled politely and as the light turned green I rode by him. I mean he could've been trying to convey something different, like corndogs for peace or something...but needless to say it was interesting to get propositioned by a homeless man while I was listening to Creepshow for the first time....
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Post by emilyrose on Sept 28, 2006 19:39:30 GMT -5
that's hilarious and also a little terrifying.
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Post by tommmmmm on Sept 28, 2006 19:55:52 GMT -5
that was me. i wanted you to give me two blowjobs.
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