Saturdays - Garage Sale

[Stuci Firme]

The Burlesque House will be having a garage sale on Saturdays through August and September.

We'll be selling lots of things for CHEAP, including: many many CD's, vinyl, tapes, LEGO, clothes, furniture and other SHIT.

So come on down, because EVERYTHING MUST GO.
YOU WON'T BE UNDERSOLD
I GARUNTEE IT

There's also, that's right, FREE STUFF.

So come on over next Saturday to the corner of McDougal and McKenzie in downtown Abbotsford and have a thrifty good time.

[Lux]

who would buy anything from that crack house...

hey stu if you still have and of my undies you could sell em for millions

[Stuci Firme]

no i think you left your undies wedged between your ass crack

[Lux]

more like your hairy ass crack, or that dirty crack between the wall and your bed

[Stuci Firme]

that's not for sale

[Stuci Firme]

Today's garage sale was about to be the last, since everyone from the burlesque house is moving out at the end of this month, but there will be one tommorrow (Sunday) as well. Then, in September, there will be another garage sale in Old Clayburn Village.