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Post by dana wr on Jul 31, 2004 16:13:24 GMT -5
anyone see south park tonight?
cartman made a christian band with butters and token so that he could get a platinum record before kyle, kenny and stan. he called his band 'faith plus one' and said that everyone buys christian music...
he ended up not getting the platinum record, cuz hes a piece of shit...
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Post by Arkham on Aug 1, 2004 12:50:31 GMT -5
hahaha that's a very funny concept because it's true that it's much easier to get big as a christian band than it is to be secular. homogenized thoughtless christianity also destroys talent and creativity however so i guess it's a double edged sword.
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Post by dana wr on Aug 1, 2004 16:17:02 GMT -5
'jesus, love me jesus, i just want you holding my haaaaand..'
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Post by Stuci Firme on Aug 1, 2004 21:40:22 GMT -5
someone once said that in order to switch a secular song to a christian song all you have to do is substitute 'baby' with 'jesus'
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Post by dana wr on Aug 1, 2004 21:41:14 GMT -5
someone once said that in order to switch a secular song to a christian song all you have to do is substitute 'baby' with 'jesus' that's what Cartman did on that episode man!!!!
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Post by David on Aug 1, 2004 21:48:12 GMT -5
"I see ya Jesus, shakin' dat ass!"
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Post by dana wr on Aug 1, 2004 21:54:47 GMT -5
that didnt work.
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Post by Addict on Aug 5, 2004 2:32:19 GMT -5
Close though..
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Post by David on Aug 5, 2004 2:51:06 GMT -5
What about "Hit my Jesus one more time!"...?
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Post by dana wr on Aug 5, 2004 3:26:15 GMT -5
id fuckin smack jesus if he was here today..
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Post by neilsucks on Aug 5, 2004 11:22:21 GMT -5
be careful, i read in the bible somewhere that jesus has laser beams for eyes.
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Post by dana wr on Aug 5, 2004 15:01:34 GMT -5
and that he watches us touch ourselves or something?
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Post by Sushi Destroyer on Aug 7, 2004 15:28:06 GMT -5
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Post by dana wr on Aug 7, 2004 16:48:29 GMT -5
someones ALL smiles about that one..
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Post by Dio on Aug 14, 2004 1:23:07 GMT -5
anyone see south park tonight? cartman made a christian band with butters and token so that he could get a platinum record before kyle, kenny and stan. he called his band 'faith plus one' and said that everyone buys christian music... he ended up not getting the platinum record, cuz hes a piece of shit... yeah and token beat the fuck out of cartmen at the end, and butters farted on him and gave him the finger.
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