Post by adiisnointhewack on Jun 5, 2003 3:16:51 GMT -5
I understand that its illegal. But, so is pot and a lot of people smoke pot. And so is getting drunk in public, but lots of people do that also. So why not get naked? Lets bring back nudity as a form of social protest. It hit me the other day, when me and kyle (the guitar player from our band, freedom to oppress) were walking around downtown Vancouver, looking for an adventure in all the wrong places, the way we usually do. Anyways, there were these assholes walking behind us, and they were talking about how they are having a guy's night out, and that they finally managed to leave their girls at home while they went to a strip bar and did guy stuff. One of the guys added that he likes the way his girlfriend looks better from behind than some other girl that I didn't get the name of. So, me and kyle just stop and drop our pants. It was perfect. I grabbed my dick and pretended I was jerking off. Kyle was just standing there with his pants around his ankles, slapping his ass, and yelling "I'M A MAAAAN!" over and over again. It was perfect. These guys were beyond mad. We insulted their masculinity by showing our forbidden MALE skin to them. They just stood there, with their hands over their eyes. HA! Anyways, one of the guys pulled out a knife and proceeded to chase us. we ran like the wind, and were trying to pull our pants up at the same time. We got away, and just laughed our asses off.
Its really strange how these supposedly "macho" types got so upset when we showed them nothing but our skin. They had the same bodyparts (I think), but when they saw ours, they didn't think of us as human(even though they saw a dick and an ass, just like theirs). Anyways I thought this was great. So, I was thinking how powerful skin is. So simple, yet so provocative.
Our next mission is to go to a bussiness district with a five dollar bill ripped in half. Then, we'll give one half to one businessman and the other to another, and tell them to "fuck for it". Abbie Hoffman is still relevant. I don't think people are as creative anymore when it comes to sparking a social change. I mean, protests are great, but if all the people at the protest got naked, it would certainly break the monotony of going to a protest, and yelling the same slogan again and again to what appear to be blind ears. Get naked, get creative, get going. One day, we'll start a political party called The Birthday Suit Party
-Adi
P.S. Spray painting "HEADS WILL ROLL" on banks makes them get extra security. Believe me, I know.
Its really strange how these supposedly "macho" types got so upset when we showed them nothing but our skin. They had the same bodyparts (I think), but when they saw ours, they didn't think of us as human(even though they saw a dick and an ass, just like theirs). Anyways I thought this was great. So, I was thinking how powerful skin is. So simple, yet so provocative.
Our next mission is to go to a bussiness district with a five dollar bill ripped in half. Then, we'll give one half to one businessman and the other to another, and tell them to "fuck for it". Abbie Hoffman is still relevant. I don't think people are as creative anymore when it comes to sparking a social change. I mean, protests are great, but if all the people at the protest got naked, it would certainly break the monotony of going to a protest, and yelling the same slogan again and again to what appear to be blind ears. Get naked, get creative, get going. One day, we'll start a political party called The Birthday Suit Party
-Adi
P.S. Spray painting "HEADS WILL ROLL" on banks makes them get extra security. Believe me, I know.